stolen from the facebook profile of an employee in a call center handling MI6 hotline….
"…this is 007!! Get me Q…!!! this sonar belt is faulty…!! Get me Q now!!"
"…Sirrrr, before I can able to assist you, please could you kindly respond to a few questions please, please, could you able to provide your full name?"
"you idiot!!! who is this? what the hell is this?"
"…I can able to understand you are frustrated that I took 28 minutes and 43 seconds to answer call…kindly please note that we are presently facing high volumes as it is India-Pakistan cricket match on TV…and I am the wonly here to speak you…"
"name is Bond, James Bond…"
"…really sir? is it you James sir??"
"Yes"
"Mr. Bond sir, your call may be recorded for quality purpose and may be used to enhance my facebook profile…"
"whatever!"
"kindly, please state your present occupation, date of birth, postal address and mother's maiden name for verification purpose…"
"..@#%#^%#.."
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