Thursday, November 25, 2010

Haggling

haggling when your product is relatively out of date and off market...

may may...just MAY very closely resemble something else! :)

YOU GOT TO BE NICE TO US...DONT YOU KNOW US...WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Be nice to us...

Be nice to us please...

Why cant you be nice...?? Try it...dont be afraid...its not as complicated as you perceive it to be...

I am going to have to stop talking to you...!

Ok...I was just kidding...but what is the problem here??

I am involving my brother now! He is going to beat some sense into you! (*LOL*)

Come on...its nice to be nice...to everyone!! Ok?

Animal cruelty is all wrong! You dont pelt stones at dogs do you?? Why discriminate now?!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

poor mothers! you got to love them...

Mothers dont give up...they dont EVER give up!

here goes...

Astrologer -> the best period in your son's life is now...
Ma -> Really? Great! (Extra special 'thank you' prayers from today...)
Ma to KJA -> The best time for everything is now. Everything is great. 
KJA to Ma -> I burnt the dinner last night...had to eat out...when are you coming back...
Ma -> Are you even listening to me?! We re-re-visited your horoscope. You are going to become a human soon...the time has come
KJA -> Splendid. What else?
Ma -> You are midas now according to him
KJA -> Ok. Its that time of the year to show investment proofs etc. I have a bunch of used boarding passes as my 'investments' for the year. This special power will really come in handy!!
Ma -> He is wrong. I give up. What bad luck...I should have stayed single...
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KJA -> so whats for breakfast in Madras...?
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