Top 5 GPS moments!!

Well...here goes! The lovely GPS lady on the car!! Without her I would be at the coast everyday instead of the office...

5. Make a U turn if possible. Try again in 200 meters. Try harder!! AGAIN you jacka**!!

4. Stay on this road for a LOOONG time. But stay awake! Easier to drive with eyes open!!

3. Turn right and immediately turn left...! And then the fifth exit at the round about!!

2. Navigation system starting up...! Hitting the "NAV" button repeatedly may cause me to irritate you with confusing directions!!

1. The steering wheel is on the other side...please move away from the passenger's seat on to the driver's seat by opening the correct door if you are the one driving this car now...!!

of mountains and moles...

Every situation is only as complex and confusing as you want it to be!

Being a subject matter expert in making mountains out of moles...I can say this with a lot of confidence that most things fall in place naturally! Any struggle or forced action is often just the perfect ingredient required to make a mountain out of a mole! :)

a metronome called MANGINI...

Date: 31 July 2011
Location: Lokeren, Belgium

Time - 1900
State of mind - Pensive
State of leg - Sour (from all the walking, driving etc etc)
Music - Thin Lizzy (screaming out their 'unheard' hits from their glory days)
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Time - 2000
State of mind - OHHHH...WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! WHY AM I HERE?!
State of leg - Ready for amputation
Music - Channel Zero (more sreaming...people screaming...its getting cold...!!)
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Time - 2200
State of mind - They better be good!! Enough is enough...whats taking so long?!?!
State of leg - 2nd wind!! Ready to rock!! :P
Music - Dream Theater featuring the human metronome "Mike Mangini"

Every stroke on the drum kit was PERFECT in size, smell, shape, color, density...! What a wonderful concert. Amazing!!