Sunday, July 15, 2012

the spectacle spectacle! :D


....kind lady at the spectacles store --> tries to clean my glasses --> breaks the frame!! 
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I can't see now and I don't speak french...partially blind and dumb...I can finally use parking spots reserved for the disabled all over the city! *SWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT* 
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please come with me out front to collect receipt for your repairs...

Me: I am so blind without glasses that I couldn't tell if that person walking into the store now is a lady or a bloke.....

Chap @store: No no...that has nothing to do with you being blind without your glasses...!! B-) B-)

Friday, July 13, 2012

Top 5...last names...!

Top 5 last names that I'm truly glad I dont have...! :)

5. Sidebottom
4. Fellacio
3. Ben Dova
2. Stroker
1. Tutu

Friday, July 6, 2012

you've got to love the 90's!!

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K: Where the hell is he?
V: I dont know...call him
K: A**HOLE!! Hes late!!
V: CALL HIM!!!
CALL
K: You B*TCH! You are late...get here right now man!!
H's Dad: I think you are looking for H...hold please
Dad to H: Call for you and your friend just called me a b*tch!
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