my skill set...

I am a borderline burn out with less than desirable social skills but what really is my biggest asset is my ability to very very quickly extinguish that seed of ambition that surfaces every once in a while, unprovoked, before it transforms itself into a serious goal!! :P - KJA

2010 - Top 5!!

This is me doing a semi-David Letterman here! Or as always attempting...!! :)

#5 - Sir, the senior citizens table is at the end of the hall...("not funny" waitress)

#4 - But seriously sir, how can we help you? (barber...)

#3 - Dude...tummy tuck PLEASE! (friend who very kindly took a few pics of me recently)

#2 - Mr. Karthik - you really have a lovely handwriting....but....(sales guy at wembley drum center...)

#1 - Sir, would you please inhale deeper so I can get the tray out...deeper...deeper...deeper...(airhostess...)